2004/12/12

Yon-sama! ヨン様!愛してるよ! 体元気ダゼェ!!!

In a brilliant attempt to attract in upwards of 4 million new readers I have decided to post an article about every old Japanese woman's #1 Korean boy-toy, Yon-sama!!!

Mr. Yonju Pe (34, Star of Korean soap opera-"Winter Sonnet"/"冬のソナタ") has been riding his wave of unimaginable fandom here in Japan for a few months now and just coming off his recent visit to Japan has become more popular than ever! As news reports, he came for a 5 day visit for promotion of himself, which is, understandably, what the rich and the sexy spend most of their time doing. (Photo: right)

Millions upon millions of old women with nothing better to do have developed a clinical obsession for this man. Casting aside decades of marriage and demanding divorce (ヨン離婚(Yon-rikon)ーYon Divorce)on account of their husbands not being able to provide the love and understanding that Yon can dish out all too easily through his hit Korean drama "Winter Sonnet" (冬のソナタ)*wink*

Yon, as dreamed a million times over

During his recent visit the crazed women were seen waiting at the airport in upwards of 24 hours just to see him off his plane, crying and shaking madly as he passed. (Some were even shown crushed as they never had the opportunity to deliver an expensive gift they felt they just had to give the star. My condolences.) Even a news helicopter got into the fun as they chased his car down the highway level with his window hoping he would flash his brilliant smile skyward. Pandemonium, no wait...YONdemonium in every sense of the word.

2004 is truly is year of Yon!

Let's see what Ms. Tanaka has to say about Yon-sama.

---YON-SAMA!!!



And there you have it.

1 comment:

fatwreck said...

Wow, he actually won? That's pretty incredible. Did medicine hat throw a big party or something?

I think they look similar because they both wear lipstick. Just a guess.