2004/10/14

Skeletons trying on your slacks?




In 2002 Alex Kerr finished up his second book following his previous Shincho Literary Prize (first foreigner to do so) winning book: Lost Japan. His book sets out to dispel all the falsities Japan has built up to keep from losing face and to preserve its image of technological power, peace and stability. The books intent is the educate the reader in hope a change can occur, not to simply point a finger at the countries inabilities and shortcomings.

The book reveals shocking stories of corporate cover-ups and lies, incredible cases of unknown pollution and the blatent lack of concern for it and many cases of how the populations chronic ability to look the other way in times of embarrassment has completely destroyed the country. Almost every aspect of the country is examined from the school system and environment to manga and bureaucracy.

He pulls back the huge curtain of denial surrounding the country to let the reader know how it really is. The only qualm on my part is his cynical tone throughout most of the book makes it a little hard to read without taking that attitude on the current subject too.

Although I'm just shy of the half way point of the book, I'm still shocked at the amount of Japanese wrong doing he presents to the reader. Some of the stories that have come up and to what size and scale past and current problems really reach can't be really understood until you've read a few chapters.

Before reading, I was simply aware of a lot of problems plaguing Japan. But after reading about what causes these things and why they still continue and can't seem to comprehend the complete ludicrously of some of the issues.

For a good example of corporate mind set, cover-ups and trickery in Japanese business lets take a look at Japan's nuclear industry and see what happens when there is a problem.

And I quote: (page 118)
The level of sheer fiction in Japan's nuclear industry can be gauged from the story of how Donen misused most of its budget for renovation work between 1993 and 1997. The problem lay in 2000 drums of low-level radioactive waste stored at Tokai, which began rusting in pits filled with rain-water. Records show that the problem dated to the 1970s, but only in 1993 did Donen begin to take action, asking for money to remove the drums from the pits and to build sheds for temporary storage. So far so good. Four years and 1 billion yen later, Donen still had not taken the drums out of the pits or built the sheds. Nobody knows where the money went-semipublic agencies like Donen are not required to make their budgets public-but the suspicion was that Donen secretly spent it doing patchwork waterproofing in the pits to hide evidence of radioactive leakage. There is no problem, the agency said. One official remarked, "The water level has not dropped, so radioactive material is not leaking outside."

Donen went on to request more money for 1998, stating that renovation was going smoothly, and asking for 71 million yen to remove the sheds it had never built! It even attached drawings to show how it was reinforcing the inner walls of the storage pits. The Donen official in charge of technology to protect the environment from radioactive waste said, "It's true that the storage pits will eventually be reinforced. So I thought it would be all right if details of the project were different from what we had stated in out request for budgetary approval."

When Donen gets money from the government to remove sheds it never built and shore up the walls of pits it never drained, we are definitely moving into the territory of Escher and Kafka. A final surreal touch is provided by an animated video produced by Donen to show children that plutonium isn't as dangerous as activists say. "A small character named Pu (the chemical symbol of plutonium), who looks like an extra from "The Jetsons", gives his friend a glass of plutonium water and says it's safe to drink. His friend, duly impressed, drinks no less that six cups of the substance before declaring, "I feel refreshed!"


This is just one example of what happens when things go wrong. This book cases dozens and dozens more stories like this one but associated with all other aspects the country.

I suggest anybody with any inclination to know more about Japan to pick up this book to expand or garner their opinion on the country. It's a shame to know these kinds of things are happening in such a beautiful country but unless more people are made aware of its problems, nothing will change. Just try not to be such a gloomy guss after finishing the book. Take the information to heart but not the author's attitude.

Check out this link for some reviews and buyers opinion of the book.

Recent Games

Time for another edition of Games Played Recently!



1. After having it for a year and playing it on and off over and over, I'm finally getting into it due to my strictly one game till it's done plan. Too bad I'm almost at the end.

2. I picked up the re-release of Kid Icarus from back in the Famicom Disc System day for the gameboy strictly because I remember my friend Danielle had this game and after playing it a few times and getting hooked she started insisting we play outside or something causing me to never fully satisfy my feeling for this game for the next 18 years. Although it was painful, I've been given a second chance at it and boy is it good. I even passed the third level! Something I've never done because this is possibly the hardest game ever made after maybe Ghost and Goblins.

3. Finally passed it. It was fun but I can't see myself playing it ever again. Looks like a seller.



1. Considered one of the scariest (atmospherically, not specifically gory) games ever made, I found it on the cheap and am waiting for Halloween to dig in.

2. Still wanting to play. Still not enough time. Soon...

3. Picked it up this summer while I was back home and haven't even started it. Not enough hours in a day. Next on my list.



1. Seems like a really fun game but after the second set of levels, the kid I was playing with decided it was too hard and up and left. No point in playing one player so it'll have to wait until I can find another person.

2. With the main mission finished (28 hours) I still keep coming back to the small challenges unlocked during play. These bonus challenge levels challenge you to complete a task with a set amount of pikmin allotted to you at the beginning and within a set amount of time. Once successful, points are given depending on time remaining and Pikmin stricken down in battle. These challenges keep me up all night.

3. Two weeks ago, Capcom release a demo disc for the long awaited Resident Evil 4 in Japan and although it's fairly short, I'm still playing it simply because everytime you start, you can attack the mission in new ways. The AI is so quick and reacts so brutally you can have fun trying out new strategies everytime and not get bored.
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Other games I'm either close to completion or need to start



And with games like Halo 2, Killer 7, Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door, Mortal Kombat: Deception, THUG 2, Alien Hominid, Okami, Prince of Persia 2,GTA: San Andreas, Doom 3, Half Life 2, Viewtiful Joe 2, Resident Evil 4, Nintendo: DS and all it's software, plus all the other AAA games I'm forgetting, I'm either going to have to pass up on some of the best games to come out in a long time or give up work and sleep to get through them all. Nice to have this problem but sad I won't be able to play my way out of it without missing some great experiences.

2004/10/12

Its time has come

None but the biggest nerd would know of it's existence. It happened a decade ago and was quickly destroyed before any great damage could come fourth.

This is the result of what happens when Nintendo out sources a coddled franchise to those without soul.

As it was told in the good book, the first sign would be one of an old wizard brooding and bad blue screen work.

If thou care not of ones eyes, look yonder.

The second sign has been transcribed from the Latin phrase of nerdious-maximus but shall not be spoken allowed. Animation awaits your gaze.

If thou care not of ones eyes, look hither.

The final sign shows the plague victorious within a forgotten realm but should it be celebrated, the souls of many shall be cast unto fire.

If thou care not of ones eyes, look smither.

The message has now transcended anew but shall be retained within ones mind but never spoken. Shall this challenge proved to be too great, thou ist to jump up to jest victory saying aloud the tarnished phrase... "I won!" Soon after, you will be pointed to and laughed at by the few who were too once educated in this dark matter.

It has been said.

2004/10/03

Lest we Forget...

As this current generation of game hardware enters it's final big holiday season, the "Big Three" have started to leak some specs on their new hardware currently in R&D in order to get people talking and the hype machine a whirling all over again.

Sony has its mythological "Cell Processor". Nintendo, its revolutionary new idea. And Microsoft its foot strongly in onlines door.

They've all got compelling strengths closing this generation of hardware and much mystery swirling the outcome of the future. That is until Microsoft, in usual style, decided to march by the beat of its own drum and release the first image of its upcoming "xbox 2" console. (yet to be named)

What effect this will have on Nintendo and Sony have yet to be seen as they have commented on unveiling their successor systems at next years E3 in March. Sony, never one to play catch up, may have to rework its strategy from such a surprise move by Microsoft that these next few months may proved to be very interesting indeed.

Judging by the photo, Microsoft's yet unnamed console shows it to be a very proud system and not giving into the Japanese complaints of size and the complaints of every 8 year olds thin arms by trying to house as much as physically possible which does in fact show it to be promising in terms of power.

Should be a very interesting Q1 next year to see if any other companies jump the gun in hopes of garnering much needed attention.

Finally I'll leave you with the only thing you came here to see, the first image of the xbox 2.


BREAKING: A recent report from Microsoft unveils the companies merge with "Friendly Homes" in an effort to provide "totally cool" living conditions for those war stricken in the Middle East. Microsoft reports its plans to send in excess of 400 xbox 2 consoles for those in need of shelter. God help us all.

2004/09/27

Tokyo Game Show 2004



Well another Tokyo Game Show is all over with and this year was a doozy. Lots of big games and new releases I could get my hands on. Games such as Halo 2, Viewtiful Joe 2, and Resident Evil 4 of which I also have 4 demo discs. (he he he)

I saw the newly designed PS2 which was a surprise seeing as I only heard about its existance the day before the show. Looked real nice but the only reason I took pictures of it was because I thought it was a hella thin Olson Twin, and when I looked back through my pictures I found the new PS2 instead. Which, I guess, is ok too.

Mmmmm....what else? I tried out Metal Gear Acid (boo), and the FPS Coded Arms (meh) on Sony's new PSP. The PSP was ok. A little bigger than I imagined. I expected a little more out of it though seeing as people have said its got as much power as the PS2 which I assure you it does not. Maybe the 3rd generation games coming out for it may come up to the low PS2 standard currently set, but I don't see it happening soon. Plus Sony better have one hell of a battery if they want to light up that big beautiful screen for more than 4 hours on one charge, if not then they'll still sell an ass load but there will be a lot of unhappy twenty something's.

One thing that surprised me about it was the analoge. Instead of a control with depth like a normal analoge stick, this was more like a tiddly wink that had horizontal travel. Worked alright but my thumb kept sliding off because the pad is like a meat tenderizer texture and not a rubbery nub, plus it's got some weight to it pulling back to a center position.

And the boo for Metal Gear Acid comes from it being a grid type strategy game. You move your allowed squares and get a menu of options for what you want Snake to do when you've arrived. Lame.

I also just found out that I was on CNN when they showed footage of the show. That's pretty cool. But don't tell Yumiko anything because I was supposed to be at home sick that day. Oops! (Just kidding.)

As for freebies this year, things were kinda slim. I recieved a few demo discs (mostly for PS2, which I don't have, but what else would I expect getting at a Japanese game show.) and passed on all the stupid ads and papers. Capcom was giving away reflective green wrist slappers/wrap around things and Microsoft demo's for Phantom Dust, some SNK fighting game and some other Metal Wolf game I haven't tried yet. Oh and capcom also gave out dvd's with lots of cool new movies on, like Resident Evil 4 and Killer 7. I also filled out a survey at the Famitsu booth but I have to wait for that surprise to arrive in the mail.

If you want to check out all the pictures I took at the show, just check them out here. But I warn you, there's a foxy cross-dresser shuffled into the mix.

2004/09/17

You have no chance to survive make your time.


Holy crap, this rocks so hard.


Some guys decided to made a flash animation/music video from the old game "Zero Wing" using the legendary "All your base are belong to us." line and they come off pretty successfully minus a few stumbles here and there.

The main one being the music. First of all the dude that just has to wail on his guitar is alright with me, cause sometimes that's what you have to do, but I hold no patience for the other guy trying to rock on his casio. There is no excuse for that. Just look at Jerry Lee Lewis. The man is dead! You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain, indeed Mr. Lewis.

Because of that fool and his casio key board, I give you permission to just turn it off after a minute or two in, or if you're like me, just keep watching the first half over and over and over.

2004/09/14

Links to Stuff

Lately I've been finding some pretty cool stuff on the internet that I think are worthy of a click.

Mass Mania (NOT WORK SAFE)(Offensive material)

*EDIT: NOW POSTED TO THE PROPER SITE.*

First off is this crazy site that is, again, NOT WORK SAFE. Simply because of a pair of boobies in the sites banner and one questionable article which has been censored, but I still say wait till you're at home.

It's just this crazy Japanese man who says he feels it's his job to educate foreigners on the "real" Japan. Anything that he disagrees with he'll flip the bird. He also brings up a lot of funny things that most Japanese people around the nation ritualistically ignore.

Most everyone here has the mind set that if one ignores the problem then the problem no longer exists and in a turn about way fixes the problem without actually doing anything about it. This brings to mind an ostrich and a hole.

Thank heavens for this guy for finally bringing up everything I've complained about only to have people say it's me who has the problem.

Bug Me Not

I'm not sure how I feel about posting this, but I for one think it's a pretty awesome idea. This is a service for those of you tired of having to register to a free site just to view one thing. Just go there, fill in the site you want and use their dummy log in name so you don't have to deal with any potential spamming down the road. Simple and very useful.

This is just awesome.

I'm definitely going to have to work this into a home video someday. Babies first steps? Or toddler falls on dog and learns about life and death. (It's linked to the incredible hulk music by the way...)

Tokyo Damage Report

A site done by the self proclaimed "American Jerk", is updated regularly with stories about the strange and "Underground" parts of Tokyo. Dealing with all sorts of things from punkrock, to chick fights, to visual arts and to all things bizarre in Tokyo, I'd say it's biggest draw is the list of cool things you can see around all the major stations in Tokyo. His diary entries are pretty entertaining too.

The Japan FAQ: Know Before You Go

I wish I had known about this site before I went to Japan. It's pretty overwhelming how much a new resident has to do to get set up for a somewhat permanent stay. (<--Meaning more than a few months)

The information is slightly dated, but touches on almost everything you need to know how to do and has a ton more links to other useful sites. Even if you don't plan on coming to Japan just take a look at how crazy long the laundry list of stuff you have to do is. I would have thought twice about coming if I had seen this first.

And to end off the post I'll leave you with a bunch of Japanese men who just can't let go of the good ol' rockabilly era. In the link, just click "see the video" and take a trip back in time with some dancin' leather and hair grease.

Volcano strikes again!

Well it looks like Mr. Mount Asama erupted again. That's twice in about 2 weeks. Hmmmm..... But Mrs. Kobayashi says that we'll be ok because nothing bad ever happends in their area. Except for earthquakes and murders. And spiders who jump. But never volcanoes. And by "their area" she means their immediate area much like a child believes the world consists of only the living room and the local park. Where as "their area" in Canadian terms would mean much much more in terms of space. Oh well, glad to know I'm so snug inside the comfort zone.

Also, there was reported volcanic ash in Takasaki, some 45km from Mt. Asama, and Takasaki from my house is like *points* right there. I'd say about 20km. So the comfort zone is somewhere with in that range.

If you want to check out the big steaming pile, below are links to numerous webcams pointed directly at it, allowing you to watch in somewhat real time.


Web cam site #1 multiple angles

Web cam site #2 another cam

Web cam site #3 yet another one

An article explaining how minor it was.

Good pictures of the eruption but lots of naughty language so it's NOT WORK SAFE.

If you are still concerned, you can look up more on the subject. The volcano is called Mt. Asama. Not "that volcano they call Asama" like I'm sure everyone was thinking.

And as for the murder that happened in town, I'm not too sure. I thought I would hear some dirt on it but haven't. Sorry.

2004/09/12

Genius I Say!

Once again stealing from the Something Awful Forums cause I'm lazy and they're funny, today's piece will be intitled "Swapping Babies Head with Grandpa's Head". It's funny because old people and babies are almost the same, except for the majority of old people being taller than babies.



You can find the other 80 or so entries at this link here.

2004/09/08

Sacrificial virgin, wasn't virgin after all...

Recently things have been a little more exciting than usual.

Probably the biggest thing at the front of my mind would be that an eff'n volcano erupted in my area! I wouldn't say it's close but it's really big and I can see it from my house. What is this? The stoneage? Since when do volcanoes erupt? I know things are a little outdated here but this is pretty ridiculous. (HAR! HAR! HAR!)



As we can see from this picture, scientists have concluded that when God was handing out land, Japan thought he said "sand" and said "Make mine hot and bubbling!"

While on the topic of volcanoes, I was talking to Yumiko about it and she said, "Of course Japan has a lot of volcanoes. Why do you think there are so many hot springs?" Then amusingly this article came up blowing the lid off of all the scandalous hot springs around Japan.

And I quote:
"According to research conducted by the Environment Ministry, out of over 2 million facilities in the country that provide public hot springs, not even 10% use pure, uncontaminated water taken directly from the natural source."

"In Kagoshima Prefecture, a hot spring famous for its unusual green color was revealed to be the result of dissolving household "Bath-Clean" bath salts into the water."

"...one of the hot springs of the Shirahone Hot Springs chain in Nagano Prefecture, favored by bath-nuts around the country for its milky white water, has been artificially colored with store-bought bath salts."


Really, how hard would it be to find a natural hot spring and sustain it enough for commercial purpose? Obviously it's pretty goddamn hard according to those who are in the business here.

Of course the water should be treated enough for people to sit in it but this article makes it sound like most hot springs in Japan are nothing more than big public bath houses filled with bath water and store bought salt which is honestly pretty disappointing.

Ok, back to volcanoes the only thing that has personally affected me from the recent eruption is the ash that resulted, sprinkled down on all the delicious cabbage in the area making it inedible. :( And according to Yumiko's dad during supper last week, I ate the last delicious cabbage of the year that night because the cabbage that they buy only comes from our area and cabbage grown elsewhere in Japan is not up to our area's standard. But I'm sure I didn't need to explain that.

Next up:
Murder in Kamisato! (<--- The town I live in...)