So since I hear that Japan is such a supporter of a wide variety of soft drinks, Coca-cola decided it would be spiffy to introduce the "new(est)" coke here first.

If that's the case, then I'm the first of you do get my mits on it. Seeing as I can't even remember the last time I actually bought a coke (or pepsi) this one tasted pretty much the same. Maybe not as snip-snappity fizzy though.

And since all products can't be sold until it reaches a certain garbage making requirement, this one comes with a special offer for a special "C2" cell phone strap! Lucky day! I say stick with the juice and water, kids. This'll rought your teeth out.