As reported last month of the cruising vessel holding worlds largest wad of gum suddenly vanishing in the night. Its fate was deemed discovered yesterday when biologists out on a whale watch saw what appeared to be a killer whale protecting what they then believed the elusive gum.
When they pulled in for closer inspection, the whale quickly made what looked like an offering to finally relieve itself of it's newly acquired burden to which the scientists all too happily obliged.
It wasn't until head scientist, Larry McPeterson, stretched out their new discovery for the crew to discover they had been terribly mistaken.
The gum is still at large.
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